Business is booming… but Kev’s back is aching

Dear Diary,

Business is definitely going great. But I’ve got to be honest… mowing lawns IS hard work. I have two mates who I always help out and it just so happens that they have the biggest lawns on the block. Needless to say I get tired easily, which is why I’m always drinking eucalyptus tea. I think I’d prefer just to hand out bonuses like the one below all day long though. It’s much easier.