Dear Diary,
You know when they say βToday wasnβt my dayβ? Wellβ¦ today definitely wasnβt Kev the Koalaβs finest moment. Not only was I bundled out from the Koala Open β I lost in straight sets in the first round! Guess Iβm not a tennis pro after all.
From now on, Iβll just give out bonuses and keep being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

