Dear Diary,
You might think a portly koala and eucalyptus pasta would be a match made in marsupial heavenβ¦ but youβd be wrong! Iβve got pasta on the ceiling and eucalyptus sauce on my ears.
All I can say is thank god that Gordan Ramsey isnβt here. Heβd probably make me throw my meal (and this freebie) in the bin!

