Help Kev the Koala get jacked

Dear Diary,

I’m only about 1,000 push ups and 2,000 pull ups away from being the best koala that I can be. The only thing that’s standing in my way are the constant bonuses that Fair Go hand out. It takes time to redeem them, which is time away from training. Help me by redeeming our latest offer – I want to get jacked.